Patchwork Quilt Appetizer (Printable)

A colorful display of assorted meats and cheeses stitched with mustard for a playful appetizer.

# What You’ll Need:

→ Meats

01 - 3.5 oz smoked turkey breast, sliced
02 - 3.5 oz salami, sliced
03 - 3.5 oz ham, sliced

→ Cheeses

04 - 3.5 oz Swiss cheese, sliced
05 - 3.5 oz sharp cheddar, sliced
06 - 3.5 oz provolone, sliced

→ Garnishes & Condiments

07 - 2 tbsp whole grain mustard
08 - 2 tbsp Dijon mustard
09 - Fresh parsley or chives, finely chopped (optional)

# How-To Steps:

01 - Cut all meats and cheeses into uniform 2-inch squares.
02 - On a large serving platter or board, arrange the squares in a checkerboard pattern, alternating meats and cheeses to create a quilt-like effect.
03 - Using a squeeze bottle or piping bag, draw lines of mustard between the squares to resemble stitching, alternating whole grain and Dijon mustard for visual variety.
04 - Sprinkle with fresh parsley or chives if desired.
05 - Serve immediately with toothpicks or small forks for easy tasting.

# Expert Hints:

01 -
  • It looks impressive enough to make guests think you spent hours in the kitchen when you really spent twenty minutes.
  • No cooking means no stress, just creative assembly and the satisfaction of a beautiful board that tastes as good as it looks.
  • It's naturally gluten-free and low-carb, so you're not sacrificing flavor while being thoughtful about dietary preferences.
02 -
  • Ask your deli counter to slice everything thin but not paper-thin, and have them stack each type of meat and cheese separately so you can cut perfect squares without frustration.
  • Chill your board for fifteen minutes before serving if your kitchen is warm, because cold meats and cheeses hold their shape better and feel fresher to the bite.
03 -
  • Arrange your board the morning of if you're hosting, cover it loosely with plastic wrap, and refrigerate until guests arrive so every square stays fresh and everything tastes its best.
  • If you're traveling with this board, pack the meats, cheeses, and mustard separately and assemble it once you arrive to avoid having a sad, compressed version by the time it reaches the table.
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